Friday, July 10, 2009

I DEFINITELY need to rethink my next trip to the pool!

I just found this on AOL...

The pool can be a dangerous place: Kids can get sunburned or slip on the wet deck. But can the pool get you pregnant?
Magdalena Kwiatkowska of Poland thinks you can. She is suing an Egyptian hotel because she claims her
13-year-old daughter became impregnated after swimming in its pool during their recent holiday. Ms.Kwiatkowska says that there must have been errant sperm floating around just waiting to implant themselves in an unsuspecting female taking a dip. She swears that her daughter did not meet any boys during their vacation, so the mysterious sperm in the pool had to be the culprit.
Surely this lawsuit will be thrown out of court on inconceivable (pun intended) grounds. First off, wouldn't the chlorine kill any random sperm? But even further, did Ms. Kwiatkowska follow every moment of her vacationing daughter to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that she spent absolutely no time with anyone of the opposite sex during their Egyptian holiday?
The only reassuring thing about this story, perhaps, is that frivolous lawsuits are not exclusively an American thing.

So, all that time I struggled with infertility, I just wasn't going swimming enough!!!


  1. Ha who knew!?!?!? Have a great weekend! Sue

  2. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...!!!! LOL! :-D


    P.S. Love the drawing.

  3. Too funny. Love the illustration.

  4. BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! HahahahahaHEhehehehehe....can not top laughing!!!!!!!!

    Some people are just plan ol' STUPID!

  5. Robin, this cracks me up. Just goes to prove my favorite saying "da nile" is not just a river! Thanks for the big giggle this morning. Kathy

  6. wow.. someone is certainly in denial about what her sweet little one was up to! maybe she was with a boy BEFORE they left for vacation?..LOL goodness me!

    have a great weekend my friend!

  7. Oh, I am laughing SO hard! The M.P. sperm is hysterical! Who knew? All the money and agony that could be saved by skipping fertility treatments and just going to the pool! Of course, you might want to take a look at the guys who had been in there before you got in! laurie

  8. Ohmygosh - can you say DENIAL? LOL

    This totally cracked me up!!

  9. Must be nascar sperm!!!!!


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