Thursday, July 9, 2009

I'm Rich! I'm Rich! I'm Rich!!

I don't know what I did to get so lucky, but over the past few weeks, I have been chosen by so many people, from all over the world, to be entrusted with their money!

These new "friends" must know how trustworthy and loyal I am, and they felt safe trusting me with their money.

For instance, I just received this e-mail from Great Britian:

A lump sum of (£891,934.00 GBP) have been credited to your E-mailAddress.Congrats...Confirm this receipt by contacting Mr Phil Herald.+447031907814 on (philheral @9.n) your Name:___ Address:___ Age:___Sex:___ Occupation:___Tel/Fax:___Country

Well, Mr. Phil Herald, I don't know how you found me, but you've come to the right woman! Just let me just jump right on that!

And here is another e-mail I just received, also from Great Britian:

Congratulations, 5,000,000 pounds winner. Verify this mail by sending your name,add,age,to agentoffice@

And here is a little offer I just received from the United States, or at least somewhere that deals in US Dollars:

This global finance lender,we give out loan within the range of $10,000.00USD to 1,000.000.00USD if you are intrested please contact us via so that we can inform you on how to proceed without any delay.

Oh, yet another one from London:

From Dr. Patrick Grattan
Laurence Pountney Hill
London EC4R 0HH UK . Phone: +44-7045-725-495

Compliments of the Season, I know this will come to you as a surprise, I am a citizen of United Kingdom, London, Dr. Patrick Grattan, is my name I am Auditor General/Assistance world Consultant in Banking in the United Kingdom, London. I am contacting you in view of the fact that a prominent man whom was a vital customer of this bank/security company Mr. KENNETH LAY the CHAIRMAN/CEO of Enron corp. made a numbered fixed deposit the sum of $45.3 Million US Dollars (Forty Five Million Three Hundred Thousand US Dollars) in Bank/security Company during his tenure as the Chief Executive of Enron corp. in United State of America. Since his fraudulent acts that lead to His sudden death on the 5th Jul 2006, he was pronounced dead at 4:11 a.m. at Aspen Valley Hospital United States of America . For more information you can visit this site: please go through the site properly one after the other it is one and two to know more about Late Kenneth Lay.

I just don't know what I did to become so lucky!

I'm still really upset that my dear, sweet Nigerian friends haven't been writing as often as they once did. I sure hope they were able to get out of that prison they were stuck in, and I hope their money was waiting for them when they got out.

So, if you guys don't see me around too much over the next few days, don't worry, I'm just out spending all of my new-found money!!


  1. Don't you just love all the grammatical errors in those emails. I just shake my head over how anyone falls for these scams.

  2. Robin: You are so lucky!! They must know me too, cos' I get those all the time! We should take our families and go to Hawaii for a couple of weeks!!

    Of course, the ones that concern me are the colon cleanse and the Viagra! What's up with that??

    Lou Cinda :)

  3. Gee they have lots to give away because I've won some similar lotteries. Girl, we could do a girl's trip and have some fun! Let me know how you spend all your $$$.


  4. And I thought the economy was in the dumpster! Must not be, since they are giving out so much money. Or maybe this is their own version of economic stimulus? I must get at least 10 of these a week, but I haven't responded yet because I just can't choose which one to accept NOT. Great post. Kathy

  5. As much as this stuff has been going around, don't you just wonder who in the world falls for this stuff. It is funny though that they think we're this stupid. Great post. Hugs, Marty

  6. ROTFLMAO!! you're such a HOOT!!
    xoxo -Tracie

  7. Too funny! Great post- my kind of humor!!

  8. Gee i am jealous, I have never gotten been entrusted with anyones money, boo hoo, LOL Great post!

  9. Well, I'll have to get into my deleted emails, but I'll cash in on all of my winnings, so I can go spend money with you! You are sooo funny! laurie

  10. I get the same ones... ridiculous! Just in case its real though lets pool the money and go on a great vacation! LOL

    Hope you have a great weekend!


  11. This reminds me that I need to go check that junk email address of mine. I'm sure that I must be breaking banks all over the world by now! I hope you will join with me in August when I begin hosting Crock Pot Wednesdays on August 5 at

  12. LMBO!!!! I really do not understand how people fall for these things.

  13. Your grin makes me laugh!! I just love you!! :)


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